Sunday, June 08, 2008

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY

....say this out loud in a Mexican voice.....

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, thereĆ¢€™s not mushroom.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine.

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!


4 comments:

Chauntel said...

Sooooo funny!! Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh yes, I remember a time as a young lad shooting BBs at the mexicans in the patch, throwing DAP filled eggs at their house (hey, that took some work getting DAP in that egg), or busting out there truck windows with an air rifle and having the cops show up on Christmas Eve...what fond memories...again thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

This great! I laughed my butt off!

Anonymous said...

I saw a post like this floating around in an email chain thing. It's so funny and so true!